Our Herp in heaven, Derp be your name, your herp come, your derp be done, on derp as in herp.

Give us today our daily herp.

Forgive us our derp as we herp those who derp against us.

Save us from the derpity of herpishness and herp us from derp.

For the derp, the herp, and the derp are yours now and forever. Amen.